These Are the Best Beauty Crackers (Because No One Wants a Mini Sewing Kit)

I'm not ashamed to say that when it comes to my Christmas cracker, I don't want a mini screwdriver, a paper hat or a naff joke. I'm just not that bothered to know why the chicken crossed the road—especially when its cousin, the turkey, is on my plate (#awkward). I'd much rather a luxury beauty mini topple onto my stuffing than a compass on a key ring (I have Citymapper and Google maps, so I'm all good).

Can I also just caveat this by saying I'm not a diva? It's a tradition in our family to do secret Santa during Christmas, so I usually just buy one and get one present for £25 (hence why a superior beauty cracker on the table would be a welcome addition for all involved). Below I have found the 16 best beauty Christmas crackers out there—whether the recipient is a makeup lover, skincare obsessive or fragrance fan. Trust me when I say there's something for everyone.